Why did I think of that?

I saw this product late one night on tv, and felt an instant connection with it-
behold, the SLANKET:



Like, damn. This really hits all of problems I've had with fleece blankets during the winter time! Suddenly get a call on your cell phone and find that you have to sacrifice one of your arms in the open air which you've been incubating so hard to warm up? Need to change the channel, but your frozen fingers are inhibiting you? I mean, this guy and I have a connection.

Okay so this next tshirt is pretty much the most pointless invention known to man kind:
behold, the BACK SCRATCHER T SHIRT.



hahahaha. pretty pointless seeing as how the scratchee wouldn't know that the right spot is F-6.