Part I: Amish peepz.

The Amish can teach us a thing or two about the simple things in life. They may not have fast cars, or bitchin' iphones, but they have...each other.

I was watching this Primetime special on rebellious Amish teens (oxymoron?), one kid set up a subwoofer in the back of his horse-drawn wagon and blasted ACDC while secretly texting God knows who on his cell phone...maybe....God.

They seem like cool people, don't judge them to be freaks because they have similar fashion choices like their crazy cousins in the midwest...THE MORMONS THAT DO THAT POLYGAMY STUFF.

Maybe this will be the beginning of my 5-part series on religious zealots that I will come into contact with. And believe me, just walking down Hollywood Blvd. on my lunch break is enough to satisfy all your religiously fanatic urges for the next 50 years.