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I read a magazine clipping on someone's fridge that people who are night owls are more creative.

It is now 3:00 a.m., my eyes are bloodshot as hell, and this is what I'm able to muster. I'm unstoppable. Watch me as I now creatively type these letters:

H
Hi
Hi m
Hi my
Hi my n
Hi my na
Hi my nam
Hi my name
Hi my name i
Hi my name is
Hi my name is J
Hi my name is Ja
Hi my name is Jan
Hi my name is Jane
Hi my name is Janet
Hi my name is Jane
Hi my name is Jan
Hi my name is Ja
Hi my name is J
Hi my name is
Hi my name i
Hi my name
Hi my nam
Hi my na
Hi my n
Hi my
Hi m
Hi
H
<3
<3<3
<3<3<3
<3<3<3<3
<3<3<3
<3<3
<3
c
cr
cre
crea
creat
creati
creativ
creative
creativ
creati
crea
cre
cr
c

I wish I had the same creative capacity when the sun's out.